My 2009 Orgasm Statistics

I've been keeping track of my orgasms since I got my iPod last year. Yep... there's an app for that.

In 2009:
I jacked myself off 244 times (average 4.7 times per week).
I had sex with my wife 28 times (average once every other week).
My wife gave me 20 hand jobs (average about once every 2 1/2 weeks).
She gave me four blow jobs to completion (average once every 3 months).
I got off using my Fleshlights (alone or with EC) 15 times (average about once ever 3 1/2 weeks).

In total, I had 311 orgasms last year, about six a week.